The Author Report Card Grading System

How do we grade a author's books?
 
1) Professionally
2) With Integrity
3) With Honesty
4) Without Comparison To Other Books
5) Without Favoritism
6) Less Any Mistakes Made By The Publisher (why punish the author)
7) For What Is Between The Front and Rear Cover (this is not a graphic artist competition)
 
I'm sure we will think of something else if we ever get around to it.
 
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